Ok-- I am not sure what Jake really thought after this conversation... but I think I made a pretty good guess.
I did end the conversation by telling him that he was above average at pretty much everything but definitely average at making me feel better :)
I know he puts up with a lot and I am glad that he loves me despite all my rants and mediocrity ;)
Happy Valentine's Day Babe! I love you better than average.
And though this may appear that I am fishing for compliments... really and truly I am not... after I stopped being grumpy I got a laugh out of the craziness of the conversation and I thought everyone could relate to the communication warp that sometimes happens between husbands and wives.